Party girl

*party party party*
*party party*

“Oh, I’m sorry… I didn’t notice you there. How did you get a VIP pass to my party? Oh well, I suppose if you’re already in here, we can talk” 
 

“You want to learn to be as cool as I am? Well, I don’t blame you… Let me see if I can explain it to someone like you…” 

“Sorry, one moment… I seem to be having problems with my glasses, silly me”
 

“There we go. You see, it’s all about making a statement with your entrances. Start off the night with as much bling as possible, this will get their attention”
”Then get a really good pose in, you know… to keep ‘em talking"
  

“Then, once they are all putty in your hands… start taking off accessories. This will prove to them that you’re cool on your own, you don’t need to rely on the beautiful things that people adorn you with. Make sure to remove each item in a timely fashion, and with finesse”

”This usually goes so smoothly….”
 

“Anyway, uhhhh... those are a few pointers to get you started on your path to total stardom. I think someone must have put something in my sippy cup… this just isn’t going as planned. I guess I’ll just see you at my next party”